Kite, Quote and Non-trivial Knot( A story of three jokes)

Kite is a kite as kite is. That’s how the day started off with a spam sms from one of my friends. When asked what was the meaning of this, an AM style cool reply “- it’s the subtle yet direct nature of spam.Found it funny”. It seems I am not yet a worthy child blessed with the powers of acknowledging subtlety or find a set of incongruously arranged words funny.

Forgetting about the kite where neither the kite not the kite has any part to play let’s get to the better part of the day where swarnavaster after a not so dry day in CMI, was asked by akfu to take his wet clothes from akfu’s room. Then, swarnavaster took the line out and tied the ends to the door handles of G2 and G3, turned around which the usual “benign” smile of his and told “And hence, I joined the doors by a non-trivial knot”.

I was aghast with the proceedings of the turned and immediately walked to my room to drown myself in slumber … a world of my own

Cats and Dogs

p.s : title plagiarized (making obvious statements is fun….like, i’m going to have a tough time in my JEST tomorrow )

well .. the first line has got nothing to do with the rest (the alternative style of RoVeR…the jobless me).

Acknowledgements : CMI’s cat(s) and dogs.

This is a changed title … It is not the title that was meant to be … it was “The Cat and Dogs”. But, keeping the future in mind as K suggests, the title converted itself.

Now now, we are getting nowhere. Cats and Dogs are man’s friends. (Hu)Man is a social animal. As animal rights activists may put it … Society consists of animals others than humans. Hence, this dedication.

Cats are surprisingly the most fearful animals. Don’t get carried away by their innocent looks … they can bite within a few moments of you playing with them. This is a personal experience.

After a few months of keeping away from the cat .. during the holidays, when I was as usual bored. I played with the cat. It was fine for the first day .. the second. After a few days, I was standing in the corridor and the cat was going around my legs as I was not showing any interest in playing with it. Then, all of a sudden it jumps and tries biting my knee. My reflex sent it flying … the flying cat.

Dogs .. I don’t have much experience with dogs except that my roommate starts running away as soon as he sees it. If he were stay here for about 4 months more in CMI … then Vin is surely going to slim down to arnie’s size. A very good way to make sure he jogs daily … I tried a decent bit, well … do you guess I can put fear into him.

So much can be told for sure that Cats and dogs are not man’s best friends. It’s only the inanimate things that can be animated which can take such a position.

Random statements :

Cats eat mice. APA wants to eat the cat.

Dogs chase cats. Dogs and cats chase Vin.

Cat, the janitor. (My most favorite title for the movie with CMI’s cat as the protagonist)

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SHIFTED

finally a move from the old blogger to this on advice of quite a few people …